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On September 19, 2011, chumbucket lickin' Lizzy G. said:
What does a pirate order in a fancy restaurant?
The tuna tartaarrrrr!!
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On February 13, 2011, barnacle bitten shawn said:
ARR! What be used for dental floss with a pirate?
Rope... for the four teeth they still have!!!
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On March 26, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
Why did the pirate get fired by his boss?
They got into an ARR-gument!
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On September 19, 2011, scurvy dog Frank said:
Pirates get a bad rep. They're not all bad.
Granted, they're not saints, but many have been cannonized!!
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From: Self
On July 3, 2007, the grog-addicted Kalli said:
What's a pirate's favorite car?
A FerrARRRRRRRRRRRi!
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From: Wee lil mellow Will
On December 18, 2005, seven sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite candy?
Starrrrrrrburst!
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On September 19, 2006, barnacle bitten Justin said:
Why don't pirates ever buy houses?
Because they hate YARRRRRRRdwork!
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From: made it up
On March 21, 2009, salty ol' Genesis Phrigustus said:
A pirate walks into a bar... bang!
Curse you eye patch and your side effect of poor depth perception!
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From: Genesis Phrigustus (made it up off the top of my head)
On March 25, 2010, the most piratical Cap'n Quinn said:
Where does a pirate go to sign up for his college courses in scallywaggery?
The registraRRRRRRRRGH!
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On March 22, 2008, the most piratical Kurtis Williams said:
What brand of clothes do pirates wear?
Arrrrrrrrmani!
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