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On March 6, 2015, the most piratical Clay said:
What did the pirates say when they saw their treasure room was on fire?
Arrrr, we gotta get our booty outta here!
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From: Myself |
On March 24, 2008, one-legged 99 Bottles of Beard said:
Why don't pirates go to the moon?
Because it's too FAAARRRRR!!!
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From: a buddy |
On August 13, 2006, salty ol' Ruth Goetz said:
What is a pirate's leg most afraid of?
Termites!
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From: Original |
On August 6, 2006, chumbucket lickin' Black Djonn said:
What be a pirate's favorite kind of humour?
Sarrrrrrrcasm!!!
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From: me parrot Ned |
On December 18, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates like to eat?
Barrrrbeque!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On September 19, 2008, one-legged Drew Baldwin said:
What do pirates put on toast?
Marrrrmalade!!!
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From: made it up |
On August 3, 2005, scurvy knave evan said:
This pirate wants to buy a parrot. So, he
goes to the pet shop and asks this guy about this parrot. The guy says if you put a lighter under its right wing it sings a song. The pirate wonders what it would sing if the pirate puts the lighter under the parrot's tail. He holds his lighter under its tail, and the parrot begins to sing: "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire!"
goes to the pet shop and asks this guy about this parrot. The guy says if you put a lighter under its right wing it sings a song. The pirate wonders what it would sing if the pirate puts the lighter under the parrot's tail. He holds his lighter under its tail, and the parrot begins to sing: "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire!"
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From: a christmas joke |
On May 1, 2006, barnacle bitten Rob S. said:
What's a pirate's favorite pickup line?
AAAAArrrrrr ya free Saturday night?
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On July 16, 2010, one-legged Ailysch said:
What's a pirate's favorite airport?
La Guarrrrdia!
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From: Made it up this morning |
On March 19, 2005, chumbucket lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
Who was the pirate's favorite basketball player?
Kareem Abdul JabAARRRGGGHHH!!!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
