- These be jokes 41 - 50 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On May 27, 2007, the grog-addicted Renee said:
To err is human.
To ARRR is pirate.
To ARRR is pirate.
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From: Don't remember |
On March 24, 2009, one-legged GypsyDee said:
What happened when Redbeard the Pirate fell into the Blue Sea?
He got Marooned!
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From: cast away at sea (on the Net) |
On January 5, 2015, the scurvy j said:
What does a pirate drink rum from?
A mason jarrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!
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From: From my brain ye bilge rat!!! YARRRRRRR!!! |
On November 22, 2014, the dreaded James Craven said:
What's a pirate's favorite prize on The Price is Right?
A new CARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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From: My brain. |
On November 11, 2007, one-eyed Saltyfighter on Puzzle Pirates said:
What do you get when you cross a pirate with a zuchnni?
A Squashbuckler!!!
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From: A valentine card form last year. |
On March 15, 2007, chumbucket lickin' gerry two patches said:
What do you call a pirate with no eye?
A prate!
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From: ireland |
On August 26, 2006, land-lubber Captain Corbin said:
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck!
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From: Al Lowe Cyber joke 3000 |
On September 22, 2006, captain owen said:
What goes thump-thump Arr!, thump-thump Arr!?
A pirate falling down the stairs!
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From: one of the best, most tolerant teaching assistants ever |
On July 13, 2011, seven sea sailin' Corey said:
How long is a pirate's plank?
A YARRRd!!!
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From: New HampshARRRR |
On May 6, 2010, seven sea sailin' Alex G said:
How does a pirate do calculus?
By taking a derivative with respect to Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
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From: I was sitting in advanced engineering mathematics and it came to me. |
