- These be jokes 571 - 580 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On July 18, 2006, chumbucket lickin' Alex said:
Why is the pirate captain never worried about ripped sails?
He's never short on patches!
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
Who is a pirate's favorite US President?
Jimmy CARRRrrrrrter
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On July 9, 2006, captain Simon said:
What do pirates do after the sun goes down?
They PAARRRRrrrrty!
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From: I just thought it up. Is it original? |
On September 19, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
How many pirates does it take to change a light bulb?
ARRRRRRRRGGGHH!!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On September 26, 2008, seven sea sailin' Tessy said:
Why didn't the nerdy pirate come to dinner?
He was leveling up his AAAARRRcane mage!!
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From: My ingenios pirotic mind |
On June 28, 2007, the scurvy Hunter said:
What do pirates like for Christmas?
Carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrds!
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From: my brain |
On September 19, 2005, one-legged June Zmolek said:
Why did the pirate get a divorce?
They kept havin' Arrrguments!
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From: meself |
On December 18, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
How do pirates like their ham?
Carrrrrrved!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On September 26, 2008, regular scallywag Tessy said:
What do you call a Saudi-Arabian pirate commander?
CZAAAAARRRR!!!
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From: My ingenios pirotic mind |
On July 20, 2006, one-eyed Mark said:
What is a pirate's favorite Toyota?
The YARRRRRRRrrrrrris!
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From: UCI |
