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On March 12, 2011, one-legged Austin's rockin' RealtorŪ said:
What's a pirates favorite thing to do with a cell phone?
Scan Q-ARRRR codes!
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From: my tiny brain |
On December 18, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite game?
Darrrrrts!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On December 18, 2005, seven sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
When do pirates prefer to attack?
In the darrrrrrk!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On December 18, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates get on their pizzas?
Arrrrrrtichokes!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On September 19, 2008, seven sea sailin' evadarrh said:
What principle of physics does a pyrate keep in mind while transferring the ill gotten gains from the plundered ship to his own?
Arrrrrrchimedes principle!
(You should have learned this in your 7th grade physical science class.)
(You should have learned this in your 7th grade physical science class.)
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From: me cranium |
On March 19, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
What do nerd pirates do in high school?
They run the video projectaaaaaaaaar.
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On June 3, 2006, regular scallywag Me name be Bonnie from Beaufarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt near the Arrrrrrrrrch said:
Why did the two pirate captains have a fight?
Because they're ARRRrrrch enemies!
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From: From me brain me hearties!!!!! |
On December 23, 2008, the sea-bitten Toby said:
What type of vehicle do pirates use to transport goods whilst on land?
An Arrrrrrrrrrticulated Lorry!
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On August 24, 2007, captain Anonymous Pirate said:
Why couldn't the pirate make the gymnastics team?
Because he couldn't do a CAAAAAAARRRGGGHT-wheel!
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On July 13, 2006, captain Ross Ibrossco@hotmail.com said:
Did hear about the Pirate that went to University?
Yep, he was studying Arghhhh-chitecture!
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From: Made it up myself :D I'm an architecture student. |
