- These be jokes 651 - 660 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On May 30, 2006, captain christina said:
What does a pirate do with Santa Claus?
Sing Yo Ho Ho!
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From: christina |
On December 18, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite sport?
Nascarrrrrrr!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On September 20, 2006, barnacle bitten Lackbeard said:
What's a pirate's favourite type of North African market?
A bazaaarrrrgh!!
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From: i made it up, lad. |
On December 18, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the pirate say to his ex-girlfriend?
You broke my hearrrrt!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On March 20, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
How do pirates like their hamburgers?
Chaaaarrrrrbroiled.
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On May 11, 2006, the most piratical Captain Karikas said:
What do pirates have in common with serial killers?
They both have pieces of eight lying about the house!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On October 17, 2006, the sea-bitten Bruin said:
What is a pirate's favorite brand of rum?
BacARRRRRRRdi DARRRRRRRk!
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From: Me (I definitely have too much time on my hands!) |
On July 25, 2008, land-lubber Marcus said:
Why did the pirate run aground?
His eye-patch was the wrong prescription!
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From: Los Angeles |
On March 9, 2008, captain Pete Allegretta said:
Where does the pirate put his cows?
In the BARNicle!
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From: original |
On September 19, 2012, land-lubber MK said:
Who is the pirate's favorite Dickens character?
The AAArrrtful Dodger!
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From: me |
