- These be jokes 661 - 670 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On February 9, 2007, the dreaded Foxmorton said:
What ye be callin' pirate throw-up?
Pieces o'.......ate!
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From: Experience |
On December 18, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite type of bird?
The CARRRrrdinal!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On December 18, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
What is good training for a pirate?
ARRRRrrrmy training!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On March 5, 2009, one-legged White Beard said:
What type of stereo speakers is a pirate partial to?
Haaarrrrrrman/Kaaaarrrrrdon!
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From: Stoney Creek, Ontario, Canada |
On October 6, 2006, the sea-bitten Anonymous said:
What did the captain say to the crew on his 80th birthday?
I'mmmmmmm-Eighty!
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From: Saturday Night Bowling |
On July 26, 2006, seven sea sailin' Geneva said:
Who is a pirate's favorite World War I figure?
ARRRRRRRchduke Ferdinand!
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From: I made it up. |
On July 2, 2006, land-lubber Anis Abuzeid said:
On a scale from 1-10 I rate cherry pie an 11!
That's my famous "pie rate" joke!
That's my famous "pie rate" joke!
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From: The infamous "Blue Q" |
On May 15, 2006, seven sea sailin' Pirate Tom said:
What's a pirate's favorite breakfast cereal?
Lucky Charrrrms!
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From: I created it. |
On December 18, 2005, chumbucket lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates wear to keep warm in the winter?
A parrrrrrka!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On October 24, 2007, salty ol' Saucy Sara said:
What did the pirate say to his girlfriend?
Hello DAAAArrrling!
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