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On February 9, 2007, scurvy dog Foxmorton said:
What ye be callin' pirate throw-up?
Pieces o'.......ate!
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On December 18, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite type of bird?
The CARRRrrdinal!
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On December 18, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
What is good training for a pirate?
ARRRRrrrmy training!
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On March 5, 2009, scurvy knave White Beard said:
What type of stereo speakers is a pirate partial to?
Haaarrrrrrman/Kaaaarrrrrdon!
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From: Stoney Creek, Ontario, Canada
On October 6, 2006, salty ol' Anonymous said:
What did the captain say to the crew on his 80th birthday?
I'mmmmmmm-Eighty!
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From: Saturday Night Bowling
On July 26, 2006, the sea-bitten Geneva said:
Who is a pirate's favorite World War I figure?
ARRRRRRRchduke Ferdinand!
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From: I made it up.
On July 2, 2006, scurvy knave Anis Abuzeid said:
On a scale from 1-10 I rate cherry pie an 11!

That's my famous "pie rate" joke!
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From: The infamous "Blue Q"
On May 15, 2006, scurvy knave Pirate Tom said:
What's a pirate's favorite breakfast cereal?
Lucky Charrrrms!
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From: I created it.
On December 18, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates wear to keep warm in the winter?
A parrrrrrka!
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On October 24, 2007, the sea-bitten Saucy Sara said:
What did the pirate say to his girlfriend?
Hello DAAAArrrling!
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