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On August 17, 2007, chumbucket lickin' cocktails on wednesday said:
What's a pirate's favorite instrument?
His arrrrmpit! (note to pirate: don't use the hook!)
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On December 18, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
What are pirates often considered?
Barrrrrrbarrric!
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On December 18, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
Who is a pirate's favorite Transformer?
Starrrrrrrscream!
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On September 17, 2007, the sea-bitten Charles said:
Why did the pirate visit the Sistine Chapel?
To admire the ARRchitecture!
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On March 20, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
What’s a pirate’s favorite country?
AARRRRGGHentina!
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On June 16, 2006, chumbucket lickin' Carl Christensen said:
What does a Pirate's pet lion say?
Rarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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On December 18, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates hate to get stuck in?
Tarrrrrr!
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On May 15, 2009, the grog-addicted Taz said:
When the pirates noticed that their skin was rough, they blamed the corsair.
Harrrrr!
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On September 21, 2006, seven sea sailin' evilalicia said:
What's a pirate's favorite herb?
PARRRRsley!
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates write with?
Marrrrrrkers!
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