- These be jokes 691 - 700 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On May 14, 2008, salty ol' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said:
What happened to the people who wrote the lame pirate ARRRRrrrrgh jokes?
They got HOOKED!!!
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From: ???????????? |
On September 20, 2006, seven sea sailin' Suryakant said:
A pirate walks into a bar. It's a strange looking pirate. The bartender asks him,
"Hey, what's with the green skin and pointy ears?"
The pirate says...
"I'm from MARRRRRRRRRRS!!"
"Hey, what's with the green skin and pointy ears?"
The pirate says...
"I'm from MARRRRRRRRRRS!!"
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From: ME OWN GROG-NOGGIN', ARRRRGH !! |
On May 24, 2006, salty ol' Pirate Steve said:
Why did the pirate buy a plane?
Because he wanted to be an aviatAAARRRRR!!!
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From: Pirate Steve |
On December 18, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
What gives pirates a bad name?
All the CARRRRRrnage!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On February 19, 2007, chumbucket lickin' Tommy Phelan said:
Why do pirates have such bad breath?
Because they eat gyARRRlic!
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On July 19, 2006, seven sea sailin' Kathy said:
What do you call a pirate's fear of spiders?
AAARRRRrrachnophobia!!
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From: my head |
On June 19, 2008, the scurvy CybARRRludite said:
What shall we do with a drunken sailor, err-li in the mornin'?
Put him in charge of the Exxon tanker...
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From: The Bilge Pumps |
On December 18, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
Where do pirates get their supplies?
In the Marrrrrrketplace!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On September 19, 2006, the dreaded Eddie Long said:
Why couldn't the pirate park in the parking structure?
There were too many CAAAAAAAAARRRRRRS!!
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From: My mind |
On February 23, 2007, chumbucket lickin' cass said:
What do you call a pirate who went to college?
SmAAAAARRRRRT!
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From: me |
