- These be jokes 691 - 700 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On May 14, 2008, one-eyed !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said:
What happened to the people who wrote the lame pirate ARRRRrrrrgh jokes?
They got HOOKED!!!
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From: ???????????? |
On September 20, 2006, the scurvy Suryakant said:
A pirate walks into a bar. It's a strange looking pirate. The bartender asks him,
"Hey, what's with the green skin and pointy ears?"
The pirate says...
"I'm from MARRRRRRRRRRS!!"
"Hey, what's with the green skin and pointy ears?"
The pirate says...
"I'm from MARRRRRRRRRRS!!"
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From: ME OWN GROG-NOGGIN', ARRRRGH !! |
On May 24, 2006, one-eyed Pirate Steve said:
Why did the pirate buy a plane?
Because he wanted to be an aviatAAARRRRR!!!
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From: Pirate Steve |
On December 18, 2005, chumbucket lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What gives pirates a bad name?
All the CARRRRRrnage!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On February 19, 2007, the most piratical Tommy Phelan said:
Why do pirates have such bad breath?
Because they eat gyARRRlic!
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On July 19, 2006, salty ol' Kathy said:
What do you call a pirate's fear of spiders?
AAARRRRrrachnophobia!!
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From: my head |
On June 19, 2008, the grog-addicted CybARRRludite said:
What shall we do with a drunken sailor, err-li in the mornin'?
Put him in charge of the Exxon tanker...
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From: The Bilge Pumps |
On December 18, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
Where do pirates get their supplies?
In the Marrrrrrketplace!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On September 19, 2006, the grog-addicted Eddie Long said:
Why couldn't the pirate park in the parking structure?
There were too many CAAAAAAAAARRRRRRS!!
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From: My mind |
On February 23, 2007, captain cass said:
What do you call a pirate who went to college?
SmAAAAARRRRRT!
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From: me |
