- These be jokes 711 - 720 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On December 18, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a pirate take for a headache?
Arrrrrr-buprofen!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On March 20, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
What is the one thing a pirate is afraid of?
ARRRmageddon!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On August 4, 2006, the most piratical Phil Hurrup said:
Which of the Rolling Stones is a pirate's favorite?
McJaggAAAARRRRRRRR! (Like everyone else...)
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From: Out of me arrrrse! |
On September 28, 2006, regular scallywag burnsy said:
Where did the pirate go for a drink?
To the barrrrrrgh!
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From: from afarrrrr |
On July 8, 2006, the dreaded John Alexander said:
What's a pirate's favorite gun?
Arrrtillary!
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From: my brain after reading all 300+ |
On December 18, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
Why did the crew dislike the pirate captain?
He was Arrrrrrogant!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On October 11, 2007, salty ol' nibbers said:
Why do pirates hate playing Golf?
The never know the YARRDage to the hole!!!!
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From: made up |
On June 17, 2007, the sea-bitten Vern Vartdal said:
Where does a pirate go to find a hamburger?
The golden ARRRRRRches!
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From: Me |
On December 18, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite mythological tale?
Jason and the ARRrrrrrgonauts!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On January 25, 2006, the dreaded Garhan Attebury said:
Where do pirates save their files?
/vaaaarrrrr!!!
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From: My own bad sense of obscure computer humor |
