- These be jokes 721 - 730 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On December 18, 2005, chumbucket lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite national monument?
The Gateway ARRRrrrch!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On November 8, 2009, one-legged Ashly said:
What do pirates hate the most???
A broken HEARRRRRRT!!!
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From: My aunt and uncle and Pizza Hut!!! |
On August 23, 2006, land-lubber Beth said:
Why didn't the pirate sail to Hawaii?
It was too fARRRRrrrgghh!
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On September 21, 2006, captain ava said:
What do Voldemort's pirate followers send up into the sky with their wands?
The DARRRRrrk MARRRRRrrrrk!
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From: made it up |
On September 19, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
Where do software pirates put their plunder?
On a CD-Arrrrrrggh!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On December 18, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
Who is a pirate's favorite country singer?
Dolly PARRRrrrrdon!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On September 19, 2006, scurvy dog Genevieve Atkerson said:
Why did the trendy pirate need a new Blackberry?
He wore out the RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR's!
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From: Genevieve Atkerrrson |
On October 11, 2006, seven sea sailin' Tatiana said:
What's a pirate's favorite sports drink?
GatARRRRRade!
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On March 24, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the pirate hit with his car?
An arrrrrmadillo!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On February 13, 2007, the sea-bitten Dale said:
What is a pirate's favorite soft drink?
ARRRRR-C Cola!
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From: Made it up |
