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On July 3, 2006, one-eyed Hans said:
Why did the pirate travel to Russia?
To visit the Tzarrrrrrr!
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From: South Florida
On December 18, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates do for fun when they come ashore?
They go to a carrrrrrnival!
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From: Meself
On December 18, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite chain of mountains?
The Carrrrrpathians!
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On November 11, 2007, one-eyed Cody Kubiak said:
What do pirates eat in the army?
M. ARRRRR. E's!
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From: My brain
On June 17, 2006, captain Pirate Jennifer said:
What is a pirate's favorite mythical creature?
The Arrrrgus!
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On February 1, 2008, the most piratical D. Heitt said:
What do pirates get when they lay in the grass?
ChigARRRs!
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From: D. Heitt
On December 18, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
What do young pirates like to play?
Marrrrrrrbles!
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On December 18, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates do during winter?
Go snowboaarrrrrrrrding (they carrrrrrve the mountain!)
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From: Meself
On December 18, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
Pirates surprisingly enjoy the music of who?
BARRRRrrrrbarrrra Streisand!
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On December 18, 2005, chumbucket lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite basketball team?
The Harrrrlem Globetrotters!
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