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On July 26, 2006, scurvy dog Nick said:
Why do Korean pirates hate Americans?
General MacARRRRRRthur!
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From: Made it up
On December 18, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
What are the chances of being raided by pirates today?
It rarrrrrrely happens!
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On July 19, 2006, one-eyed the bible bucaneer said:
What do pirates do on weekends?
Have BARRRRRRrgh-B-Qs!
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On September 15, 2007, the most piratical Marc Whitcombe said:
What's a pirate's favourite film?
Resevoir Grogs
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On March 20, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What is pirates' favorite pronoun?
Ayyy!!!
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On July 9, 2014, seven sea sailin' The joly phantom said:
What is a pirate's favorite type of road to have his house on?
An Arrrrterial Road!
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From: Arrrrrrticles i have read
On October 6, 2006, land-lubber Rachel said:
What's a pirate's favorite beer?
PBArrrrgh!
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From: Meself
On June 3, 2007, seven sea sailin' chil said:
Why did the pirate blush?
Because the sea-weed!
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From: pirate cub camp
On June 21, 2006, regular scallywag Patrick Miller said:
What limb does a pirate never surrender to his enemies?
His Arrrrrrm!
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From: Walk the plank: My favourite Pirate philosophy.
On December 18, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favority kind of coin?
A quarrrrter!
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