- These be jokes 981 - 990 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On May 14, 2006, scurvy knave Pirate Steve said:
What did the pirate move in when he was a baby?
A pre-ambulatAAARRRRRR!
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From: Pirate Steve |
On March 20, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite television show?
The ARRRsenio Hall Show!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On December 17, 2006, the grog-addicted beardymcbeardbeard said:
There once was a pirate captain, he lorded over the seas. There were none as brave as this pirate captain. One day as the sun was just peeping over the horizon, a crew member awoke to see that there was a ship heading toward their own precious vessel- their own precious vessel that was the home to countless priceless genuine artifacts.
As soon as he spied this unfriendly colony sailing toward his own precious ship, the crewman ran {as fast as he could with only one leg} to his beloved captains quarters crieing out cries of "Captain! captain! Oh one who lords so lordly over the seas, there is a ship nearing these waters! I dont think it wise to remain in slumber whilst such a danger is advancing upon us!"
The captain, tired from a long night partying the previous evening, merely waved his hand at the dedicated crewman and replied "See, thats why I am the captain"
As soon as he spied this unfriendly colony sailing toward his own precious ship, the crewman ran {as fast as he could with only one leg} to his beloved captains quarters crieing out cries of "Captain! captain! Oh one who lords so lordly over the seas, there is a ship nearing these waters! I dont think it wise to remain in slumber whilst such a danger is advancing upon us!"
The captain, tired from a long night partying the previous evening, merely waved his hand at the dedicated crewman and replied "See, thats why I am the captain"
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From: me own head |
On March 24, 2005, barnacle bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
Why didn't the pirate go to Vietnam?
Because of his fallen arrrrrrrrches!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On December 18, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
What do most pirates grow?
BeARRRrrrrds!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On May 12, 2006, land-lubber Colin said:
Which British singers do pirates love?
Jarrrrrrrrrrrvis Cocker and Chris Marrrrrrrrrtin!
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From: Me |
On December 18, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
Who is a pirate's favorite actor?
Harrrrrison Ford!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On December 18, 2005, seven sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What do female pirates hate?
Tarrrrantulas!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On March 20, 2008, the most piratical Amy said:
What does a French pirate say?
Weearrr! Weearrr!
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From: Amy |
On December 18, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
Often on a pirate ship the captain was the only one who had an individual room. If the other pirates were lucky they had shared quarters. Sometimes they didn't even have beds. Do you know where pirates preferred to sleep if they lacked a proper bed?
On the carrrrrpet!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
