- These be jokes 971 - 980 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On December 18, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
Who is a pirate's favorite comedian?
Jim Carrrrrrrey!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On July 13, 2006, seven sea sailin' Ash, Mark and Sam said:
Why don't pirates like dogs?
Because they BAAAAAAARk too much!
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From: My head |
On March 13, 2007, barnacle bitten Long Jon Silver said:
What did the pirate say to Bach when he played the organ?
You ARRRRe doing a great job making that HARRRRmony!
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On December 18, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
Who is a pirate's favorite tabloid personality?
Tonya Harrrrrrding!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On December 18, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
To be effective, pirates need to be what?
Scarrrrrry!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On December 18, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
What is the preferred pet of pirates?
A paaarrrrrrrrot!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On May 21, 2007, barnacle bitten Punjabi Pride ! Jai Hin! said:
What do Punbabi pirates call one another?
YAAAAaaaaaaaaaarrrrrr!
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From: Kashish |
On July 23, 2006, the grog-addicted Gillian A. said:
Why did the pirate wave the Jolly Roger at church?
Because he was a Chaaaaaarismatic Christian!
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From: Casey R |
On September 18, 2007, one-legged olivia said:
What's a pirates favorite thing to do to people?
Surrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgery!
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On July 27, 2006, the scurvy Ashleh Wicks said:
Why did the pirate lose his business?
Because of his CAARRRRRRRRRRbon emissions!
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From: me swashbucklin brain |
