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Posted September 13, 2007 by Cap'n Karikas

Ahoy thar! After years of sailing the pirate seas in our old ship, we've gotten a piratical makeover. PirateJokes.net has a new look and some new stuff, grab yer rum and have a look around.

Much more is to come, but as Talk Like a Pirate Day is right arrrround the corner, we had to sail our new ship a bit early, mates.

Lots of news comes with our scurviest of holidays. Monkey Giacomo would like to give every London pirates a jab in the ribs with his cutlass, and invites ye down to 's official Talk Like a Pirate Day party on September the 22nd! More details here, arrr!

Pirate Festival in Portland, OR! Next weekend - yarrgh, 'tis the place to be, me hearties!

Now a couple plugs from your fearless captain. View my gallery of self-admiration at the Harry Potter Book 7 Pirate Party Hopping Flickr Stream! Also, don't forget to check out the official PirateJokes.net Booty Store - thar be booty galore for all your peg-legged needs.

Have ye a great Talk Like a Pirate Day and have some grog for me!

Shouts from the crew (14)

matt — September 19, 2007
jokes
noob — September 19, 2007
this was noob
Donna Tietz — September 19, 2007
Arrr what fun!
Angi — September 19, 2007
What does a vegan pirate do in jail? Starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve!
A Scurvy Sailor — September 20, 2007
A land lubber mate o' mine told me half a joke, but doesn't know the punchline..... Can any of me hearties help???? It goes like this: What's the difference between Long John Silver, a parrot and Black Beard????
Captain Karikas — September 21, 2007
Ahoy Scurvy! Ye've stumped the pirate king of high-seas hilarity. Y'er bilge rat mate told ye' a joke with no punchine, which can be often be more funny than a real pirate joke. Y'er real answer be: Chuck Norris gave all three black eyes.
Viva La Ninja Pirate — September 21, 2007
Where does a pirate doe his christmas shopping aaaaaarrrrrrrgos!!!!
keelhaul — September 30, 2007
How much does it cost for a pirate to pierce his ears? A buck-an-ear Aaaaarrrrrrrhhhh
Blackbird — October 8, 2007
Why is a Pirate called a Pirate? Cause they AAARRRRRR
RoyArtenz — November 4, 2008
Do you think that Obama is going to win because the Republicans have such a bad candidate? Why did John McCain make his final argument against Obama... coal? That's his closing argument? William Ayers, Rev. Wright, spreading the wealth, Born Alive, meeting dictators without preconditions, etc. all have to take a back seat so that McCain can go to Colorado and New Mexico to talk about coal? Does this more or less explain why he's going to get his clock cleaned Tuesday?
Nenosannast — November 6, 2008
I read some of the posts and I think it is a great place! Do you approve of my babies mountain A JOKE! ) What did the elephant say to the naked man? It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
EZWilliam — November 11, 2008
Emm.. Are you ignoring my ratty hook Wanna very nice joke?)) What kind of bird can write? A penguin.
jAKE — December 7, 2009
does anyone know a good christmas pirate joke?
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