Ahoy thar, swabs!

I must say, 'tis a slow time of year for pirating. Most pirates I know are hibernating in equatorial climates counting their booty, and treasure, from the fall.

Valentine's Day is around the corner, which is a great time to show the true colors of your hearrrrrrrrt. Many land lubbers confuse a pirate's black heart with having no heart at all. Pirates do have hearts. They're just called HEARRRRRRRts!

I was in a piratical Walgreens today and saw some Pirates of the Caribbean Valentines. Some say "Hope your Valentine's Day is full of ADVENTURE!". Another one says "It's a pirate's life for me, Valentine!" next to an intoxicated looking Jack Sparrow. Just thought I'd share that, arr.

Many surprises coming for you sea dogs this year from this site, including a whole new store... my crew is still sorting through the spoils of our latest pillage. When I finish me rum, I'll let you know more about that, aye.

In the meantime, don't miss this fantastic skull-a-day blog!