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Cutlasses ahoy for Talk Like A Pirate Day 2009!

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Posted by Captain Karikas on September 14, 2009 at 04:16 PM

Even this kid can be a pirate! Avast me hearties! International Talk Like A Pirate Day comes aboard this Saturday, September 19th! Sharpen yer hook and pack yer spare eyepatch, it's time to unleash yer pirattitude across the seven seas!

For this Captain, I'll be headed to the Portland Pirate Festival - quite an impressive lineup this year, arrrgh!

There be some other events world-wide listed on the official site: http://www.talklikeapirate.com/tlapd09_2.html. If ye don't have an event... starrrrrrrt one!

Unprepared for Saturday?

Technologically advances pirates, check out TLAP on Twittarrrrrrrr!!!

Ye have no excuse, matey... be a pirate this Satarrrrrday!

Lastly, from me hearty Jim "Pistol o'Cannon" Cunningham:
We be the Whydah Pirate Museum of ol' Provincetown on Cape Cod. We exibit the waarld's only authen'icated pirate treashaar - that o' Black Sam Bellamy's flag ship the gally WHYDAH [pernounc'd Wih-duh], which wreck'd off Wellfleet a' Cape Cod in 1717 with five tons o' gold -n- silvaar abaard. It wer recover'd by famed explaarer Barry Clifford (that be me boss) in 1984. He done brung up now some 200,000 thouzen arteefax, display'd in his museum which be sponsaar'd by ye Nation'l Geografik. Barry also be the author of six books on the pirate ship WHYDAH and Black Sam, and ABC aired in 2003 one o' them tv shows based on his life a'called "ADVENTURE, INC."

Our website be: www.Whydah.com

and, our traveling museum with National Geographic: www.fieldmuseum.org/pirates

Fair weather to ye,
- Captain Karikas

Photo sent in from the land lubbin' Warren Wilkins!
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7 responses to "Cutlasses ahoy for Talk Like A Pirate Day 2009!"

On September 19, 2009 at 07:25 AM, Tricia Drake spoketh:
Just noticed that there are 2 new apps on the iTunes store - one is a Pirate Insult Generator (free) and the other is a Pirate Utility which translates your insult into pirate and allows you to e-mail directly from the app. Pirate Monkeyness I think is the developer. Kinda fun!
On September 21, 2009 at 06:56 PM, Ray Gregoire spoketh:
Here's a Pirate Joke I wrote: What's a stuttering pirate's favorite song? Answer: I, I, I, I, I'm not yer steppin' stone." But then I realized I could be arrested for telling that joke! The charge, "pirating a Monkees song."
On October 23, 2009 at 09:50 PM, Carl Gundestrup spoketh:
I have a kids audio series I am trying to promote. www.talesofdavyjones.com
see the video. I'd love to link with you.
Carrrrl
On November 25, 2009 at 01:25 PM, Josh spoketh:
Most unoriginal site ever. Every joke simply includes a word with the letter "r" in it. The punch line is just holding down the "R" key. That's only funny once, maybe twice. How about something different.
On February 24, 2010 at 06:33 AM, jot spoketh:
hi mr blooobbbbyyyy : D
On July 05, 2010 at 06:49 AM, Captain B spoketh:
Why did the Pirate wear a ships steering wheel on his pants? I don't know but it was driving him friggin nuts!
On March 05, 2011 at 07:03 PM, Carl Gundestrup spoketh:
Would you be interested in selling my audio adventure. Tales of Davy Jones, Quetzalcoatl? Winner of the "Mom's Choice Awards" For excellence in family friendly media. tales of davy jones . com

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