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On July 26, 2006, barnacle bitten Legions of Saiyan said:
Who is a pirate's favorite Beatle?
Ringo StAARRRRRR!
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On July 24, 2006, captain bob fats said:
Why couldn't the pirate go to the bathroom?
Because the poopdeck was full!
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On July 23, 2006, scurvy knave Gillian A. said:
Why did the pirate wave the Jolly Roger at church?
Because he was a Chaaaaaarismatic Christian!
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On July 22, 2006, salty ol' moxley said:
Why do pirates stink?
Because of their ARRRRrrrm pits!
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On July 20, 2006, scurvy knave LIVVE said:
What do you call a shaking pirate ship at the bottom of the ocean?
A nervous wreck!!!!
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