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On July 16, 2006, seven sea sailin' Michael Capitano said:
Where did the Pirate learn to draw his sword?
At the ARRRRT Institute!
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On July 16, 2006, one-legged RRUGGEDBERRRT said:
What is a pirate's favorite movie?
ARRRRRRRmageddon!
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On July 15, 2006, the sea-bitten Mandi said:
What's a Pirate's favorite cocktail?
A marrrggarita!
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On July 15, 2006, captain Mandi said:
What's a Pirate's favorite pasta?
MacARRRRrrrroni!
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On July 14, 2006, scurvy dog Christopher said:
What did the pet store sales clerk ask the pirate when he was buying his parrot?
So will that be cash, check, or chaaahhhrrrge?
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