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On December 18, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
To be effective, pirates need to be what?
Scarrrrrry!
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
What often causes pirates to give up their profession?
Becoming parrrrrrents!
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On December 18, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the lenient policeman do with the captured pirate?
Gave him a warrrrrrning!
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On December 18, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
Who is a pirate's favorite jungle hero?
TARRRRRrrzan!
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
Who is a pirate's favorite stand-up comedian?
MARRRRrrrrtin Lawrence!
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