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On December 18, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite type of fish?
The Carrrrrrp!
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On December 18, 2005, seven sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the pirate put over the hole in his ship?
A tarrrrrrrp!
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On December 18, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
Pirates tend to be relatively unaffected by what natural disaster?
EArrrrrrrthquakes!
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On December 18, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's least favorite vacation spot?
The Arrrrrrrrabian Desert!
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On December 18, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
Where do rich pirates go to vacation?
Marrrrrrtha's Vineyaaarrrrrrrd!
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