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On June 13, 2007, one-legged Zach Doney said:
What does a pirate eat at Burger King?
A Whopp-ARRR!
What does he do when he is informed that it is not on the menu?
A Whopp-ARRR!
What does he do when he is informed that it is not on the menu?
Asks to see the manag-ARRR!
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From: From me own scurvy hide. |
On June 11, 2007, the grog-addicted piping plover said:
Why do pirates go to the opera?
For the arrrrias and high c's!
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From: Captain Mongo |
On June 5, 2007, captain Sean Peterson said:
What kind of school does a pirate fear more than a school of sharks?
A school of lawyers!
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From: My mind. |
On June 3, 2007, scurvy knave chil said:
Why did the pirate blush?
Because the sea-weed!
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From: pirate cub camp |
On June 1, 2007, the sea-bitten Chimpboy said:
Why do pirates sail in boats?
Because they can't drive CARRRRRrrrrrss!
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