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On May 29, 2007, scurvy knave Tony said:
What rating did the MPAA give to the pirate movie?
PG-13, because it contained graphic violence, salty language and pAAAAArrrr-tial nudity!
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On May 28, 2007, one-legged rbinck said:
Why do pirates operate on the high seas?
They be afraid of the ARRRRmy!
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On May 27, 2007, captain Renee said:
To err is human.
To ARRR is pirate.
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On May 24, 2007, regular scallywag jeremy said:
What happened to the pirate who fell in love with a girl?
They had an ARRrrrrrr rated affair!
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On May 24, 2007, the grog-addicted Myke said:
What did the Canadian Pirate name his son?
Aaron. There's 2 "Eh"s and an "ARRR!!"
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