On August 31, 2010, land-lubber Pirate George said:
What does a pirate put on his peanut butter sandwich?
Jelly Fish!!!!!
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On August 19, 2010, scurvy dog Kate and Grief said:
How does a pirate keep fit?
By doing Aarrrroebics at the Gym-Lad!
On July 16, 2010, barnacle-bitten Ailysch said:
What's a pirate's favorite airport?
La Guarrrrdia!
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On June 6, 2010, the dreaded captain morningwood said:
Why couldn't the pirate get into the nightclub?
He forgot his ID carrrrrrrrrrd!
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On May 19, 2010, the dreaded Michael Baker said:
Where do pirates sell their old ships?
At the YARRRRRRRRRD SAIL!!!
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On May 6, 2010, captain Alex G said:
How does a pirate do calculus?
By taking a derivative with respect to Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
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On April 21, 2010, seven-sea sailin' an Anonymous Pirate said:
Twittaaaaaaaarrr.....
that's it.
On March 25, 2010, the dreaded Cap'n Quinn said:
Where does a pirate go to sign up for his college courses in scallywaggery?
The registraRRRRRRRRGH!
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On March 22, 2010, land-lubber Scott Triplett said:
What do you call a gassy pirate??
Farrrrrrrty!
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On March 16, 2010, regular scallywag Daaaaarrrra (Dara) said:
What's a Pirate's Favorite Bar Drink?
A Maaaarrrrtini!
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On February 26, 2010, the dreaded Jasen J. Smith said:
Why was the pirate's son a disappointment to his father?
Because when he grew up he did not want to be a pirate... he wanted to be an ARRRRRtist!!!
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On February 16, 2010, regular scallywag Angel said:
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You think it's the RRRRR, but it's the C that they're in love with!
Aye.
Aye.
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On February 3, 2010, seven-sea sailin' King Lobster said:
Where does a pirate keep his appointments?
In a CALENDAAAARGH!
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On November 30, 2009, land-lubber jake said:
What do pirates do on weekends?
Yarrrrdwork!
On November 22, 2009, the scurvy Dawson said:
What did the pirate say when someone tried to steal his turkey?
No matey, that's ARRRR turkey!!!
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