On November 22, 2009, the grog-addicted Ashly said:
What's a pirate's least favorite insect egg?
A larrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrva!!!
From: l made it up and from my aunt and uncle!! :) (: · Link hearrrre!
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On November 22, 2009, regular scallywag Da King said:
What protects a pirate from cannon fire?
His shield and ARRRRRMOR!!
From: My nice niece :) · Link hearrrre!
On November 22, 2009, the most piratical Ashly said:
What's a pirate's favorite bone of the body??
His arrrrrrrrrrrrm!!!
From: I made it up and my aunt and uncle · Link hearrrre!
On November 22, 2009, scurvy knave Ashly said:
What did the pirate say to the little girl?
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrren't you an ugly little thing??!!!!
From: My aunt and uncle and l made it up!! · Link hearrrre!
On November 8, 2009, barnacle-bitten Ashly said:
What do pirates hate the most???
A broken HEARRRRRRT!!!
From: My aunt and uncle and Pizza Hut!!! · Link hearrrre!
On November 7, 2009, scurvy knave lambster said:
What's a pirate's least favorite part of marching band?
Color guARRRRdd!!
From: band camp =] · Link hearrrre!
On November 1, 2009, scurvy dog hunter said:
What do little pirates want to be when they get older?
A CARRRRrrrrrrrgh salesman!!
From: my dad · Link hearrrre!
On October 11, 2009, barnacle-bitten Conor Mulloy said:
Which university societies do pirates always join?
LiterARRRy and debating society, because they love to ARRRgue!!!
From: Galway, Ireland · Link hearrrre!
On October 10, 2009, scurvy dog Courtland said:
Why don't pirates go to college?
Because they're C students!
From: it's been done · Link hearrrre!
On September 21, 2009, salty ol' an Anonymous Pirate said:
What is a pirate's favorite restaurant for Kids Meals?
Harrrrrdees!
On September 19, 2009, the scurvy Dread Pirate Roberts said:
What do you call a person who steals from pirates to give to the rich and poor?
Robin Hook!
From: Took someone elses joke and made it better. · Link hearrrre!
On September 19, 2009, the grog-addicted Direz said:
What do pirates believe in?
D-ARRRRR-winism!!!
From: Places Unknown · Link hearrrre!
On September 19, 2009, one-eyed Captain Cutlass said:
What does a pirate wear for Halloween?
A pumpkin patch!!!
From: orignal · Link hearrrre!
On September 18, 2009, scurvy dog Wadder said:
Who always gets their share of the pirates' loot?
The I.RRRRRR.S!
From: Thought of it while working · Link hearrrre!
On September 17, 2009, seven-sea sailin' Frank the Iron Fist said:
How do pirates communicate with dogs?
Pirate: AARRRrrrr!!!!
Dog: AAARRRRrrrff, AAAAARRRRrffff!!
Dog: AAARRRRrrrff, AAAAARRRRrffff!!
From: Me own noggin · Link hearrrre!