On March 29, 2009, land-lubber Iron Tom Vaine said:
What do you get when you cross an emergency department doctor and a pirate?
A man that asks you, "what brings you to my E. RRRRRRRRR?
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On March 17, 2009, seven-sea sailin' Kitten said:
What's a pirate's favorite breakfast pastry?
Pop TARRRrrrts!
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On March 13, 2009, the scurvy Martini Bob said:
Why was the pirate's paperwork all in duplicate?
He was found of CAARRrrbon copies!!!
From: Farmington, NM · Link hearrrre!
On March 13, 2009, the grog-addicted Martini Bob said:
Who is the most popular late night show host among pirates?
Johnny CARRRrrson!!
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On March 5, 2009, the most piratical White Beard said:
What type of stereo speakers is a pirate partial to?
Haaarrrrrrman/Kaaaarrrrrdon!
From: Stoney Creek, Ontario, Canada · Link hearrrre!
On February 5, 2009, land-lubber Cap'n Joe said:
Who is a pirate's favorite civil rights activist?
MARRRRRRRtin Luther King!!
On February 5, 2009, the sea-bitten phatnadz said:
What do Jamaican pirates listen to?
Bob MaRRRRRley!!
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On February 4, 2009, the scurvy Antoine said:
Where do pirates go to have fun?
To the CARRRRRRRNIVAL!!!
From: Me · Link hearrrre!
On January 30, 2009, chumbucket-lickin' brainbox said:
What do pirates like to hunt?
Jaguarrrrrs!
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On January 26, 2009, scurvy knave James Smith said:
What's a pirates favourite
toothpaste?
toothpaste?
Arrrrm and Hammer!
From: Stansted · Link hearrrre!
On January 8, 2009, chumbucket-lickin' an Anonymous Pirate said:
What's a pirate's favorite section of the newspaper?
LettARRs to the EditARRR!
On December 23, 2008, land-lubber robby said:
Where do Pirates do their banking?
Wells Farrrrrgo!
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On December 23, 2008, the scurvy Toby said:
What type of vehicle do pirates use to transport goods whilst on land?
An Arrrrrrrrrrticulated Lorry!
On December 15, 2008, captain yarrrrrrrr mom said:
What did the pirate throw at George W. Bush?
His Sketcharrrrrrrrs!!!
From: a drunk night at the barrrrrrrr · Link hearrrre!
On December 7, 2008, barnacle-bitten Jason Hill said:
What did the pirate say to man who insulted him?
I know you ARR, but what am AYE?!!!!
From: Heard it around the interblags · Link hearrrre!