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On December 28, 2010, one-legged Ashly Star said:
What is a pirate's favorite band?
A MARRRRrrrrrrrrrching band!!
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On December 7, 2010, one-eyed Pirate J.Marriner said:
What do you call a pirate's blind grandmother?
No eyed Dearrrrr!!!!
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On September 16, 2010, captain Mary Coogan said:
What is a pirate's favorite prayer?
The ARRRRrrr Father!!
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On September 9, 2010, the grog-addicted Pirate lass Laura said:
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Aye. Ye might say aarrrrgon, but no, it's the element of surprise!
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On September 9, 2010, seven sea sailin' Pirate lass Laura said:
How do pirates solve their differences?
ARRRRrrrrrrbitration!
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