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On February 26, 2010, the grog-addicted Jasen J. Smith said:
Why was the pirate's son a disappointment to his father?
Because when he grew up he did not want to be a pirate... he wanted to be an ARRRRRtist!!!
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From: I made it up. My Friend Melanie love Pirate jokes and we make them up to amuse each other. |
On February 16, 2010, the scurvy Angel said:
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You think it's the RRRRR, but it's the C that they're in love with!
Aye.
Aye.
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From: Captain Yarrrrley |
On February 3, 2010, the dreaded King Lobster said:
Where does a pirate keep his appointments?
In a CALENDAAAARGH!
From: My twisted mind |
On November 30, 2009, the most piratical jake said:
What do pirates do on weekends?
Yarrrrdwork!
On November 22, 2009, the dreaded Dawson said:
What did the pirate say when someone tried to steal his turkey?
No matey, that's ARRRR turkey!!!
From: Me noggin |