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On June 21, 2007, the dreaded BrianYeButcher said:
The people that make all of these ARR! jokes should be what?
ARRested!
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From: The Questionable Humor Of Others
On June 20, 2007, seven sea sailin' Sam said:
What was the pirate philosopher named?
ARRRR-chimedes!
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From: brother
On June 17, 2007, seven sea sailin' Vern Vartdal said:
Where does a pirate go to find a hamburger?
The golden ARRRRRRches!
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From: Me
On June 15, 2007, barnacle bitten Jake said:
What's the name of a Russian pirate captain?
The CZARRRRRR!
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From: A joke in my world history class
On June 13, 2007, the most piratical Zach Doney said:
What does a pirate eat at Burger King?
A Whopp-ARRR!

What does he do when he is informed that it is not on the menu?
Asks to see the manag-ARRR!
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From: From me own scurvy hide.