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On June 5, 2007, scurvy dog Sean Peterson said:
What kind of school does a pirate fear more than a school of sharks?
A school of lawyers!
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On June 1, 2007, chumbucket lickin' Chimpboy said:
Why do pirates sail in boats?
Because they can't drive CARRRRRrrrrrss!
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On May 29, 2007, regular scallywag Tony said:
What rating did the MPAA give to the pirate movie?
PG-13, because it contained graphic violence, salty language and pAAAAArrrr-tial nudity!
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On May 28, 2007, seven sea sailin' rbinck said:
Why do pirates operate on the high seas?
They be afraid of the ARRRRmy!
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On May 24, 2007, one-legged jeremy said:
What happened to the pirate who fell in love with a girl?
They had an ARRrrrrrr rated affair!
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