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On March 19, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
Where do pirates eat fast food?
Arrrrrrrrrrby's.
On March 19, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a vegan pirate do in jail?
Starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve!
On March 19, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's second-choice job?
An arrrrrrchitect!
On March 19, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite study subject?
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.
On March 19, 2005, seven-sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite kind of socks?
Arrrrgyle.
On March 19, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?
Arrrr!
On March 19, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite mode of transportation?
A cAARRRRGGH!
On March 19, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
It's rated AARRRRGGH! And you know why? Because of all the booty!