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On May 17, 2007, scurvy knave bob said:
Why didn't the pirate cross the road?
Because it was made of tarrrrrrr.
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From: beth
On May 11, 2007, regular scallywag Ethan Mcfarland said:
Why do pirates smell so bad?
Because of their ARRRRmpits!
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On May 10, 2007, salty ol' Jose Avila said:
How can a pirate captain tell if his crew is getting impatient?
The crew keeps asking "AAARrrgh we there yet?!"
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On May 9, 2007, scurvy dog Nicholus Morrow said:
Who does a pirate hate to see coming over the horizon?
The Coast Guaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd!
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From: me thought it up
On May 7, 2007, the most piratical brad said:
what does a pirate say when he runs into an ex-girlfriend?
AkwARRRrrrrrd!
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From: kyle