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On August 20, 2006, scurvy dog Shane said:
How does a pirate go up three floors?
In an elevatARRRRRrrrgghh!!
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On August 17, 2006, seven sea sailin' Laura said:
What do you call a pirate woman with one arm and one leg?
ARRRRLENE!!!
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From: drunkenness
On August 15, 2006, chumbucket lickin' Anonymous Pirate said:
What do pirates like on their toast?
Orange M-ARRRR-malade!
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From: One-Eyed Richard
On August 14, 2006, one-legged Nigel Schwartz said:
What does a pirate use to watch his movies?
A V.C.AAAAARRGGH!!!!
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On August 10, 2006, barnacle bitten Sheri said:
Whats a pirate's favourite shop?
ARRRRrrrrrrgos!
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