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On September 19, 2006, the most piratical Eddie Long said:
Why couldn't the pirate park in the parking structure?
There were too many CAAAAAAAAARRRRRRS!!
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On September 18, 2006, salty ol' Daniel said:
What's a pirate's favorite Bruce Willis movie?
Arrrrrrrrrmageddon!!!
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On September 18, 2006, one-legged Shipmate TicTac said:
How do pirates like their eggs for breakfast?
HAARRRRD boiled!
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From: Me!
On September 14, 2006, salty ol' Lass Al said:
What did the pirate say to his friend when he farted?
Well blow me down!
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On September 14, 2006, barnacle bitten Bonney Cap'n Iron Pants Micah said:
What is a pirate's favorite geological land mass?
An ARRRRchapelago!
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