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On July 31, 2006, regular scallywag Michael said:
What does a pirate put under his username?
An AVATAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
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On July 30, 2006, the scurvy Mike Hughes, aka Wiggy said:
How many pirates does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just stand around ARRRrrguing about it!
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On July 28, 2006, the dreaded Anthony Huspen said:
What's a pirate's favorite pizza topping?
Pep-ARR-oni!
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On July 27, 2006, salty ol' Ashleh Wicks said:
Why did the pirate lose his business?
Because of his CAARRRRRRRRRRbon emissions!
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On July 27, 2006, the scurvy RIchard Lindley said:
How does a pirate know what he is going to do today?
He checks his itinerARRRRRY!
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