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On July 14, 2006, barnacle bitten Christopher said:
What did the pet store sales clerk ask the pirate when he was buying his parrot?
So will that be cash, check, or chaaahhhrrrge?
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On July 14, 2006, the grog-addicted Christopher said:
Where does a pirate go after a hard day of pirating?
To the baaahhhrrr!
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On July 14, 2006, barnacle bitten Christopher said:
What happens when a pirate picks his scabs?
He gets a scaaahhhrr!!
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On July 13, 2006, one-legged Ash, Mark and Sam said:
Why don't pirates like dogs?
Because they BAAAAAAARk too much!
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On July 13, 2006, one-legged Gammy Legged Phillip said:
What did the pirate do when he brushed his teeth?
He GARRRRgled!
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