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On July 12, 2006, one-eyed Mark Dawson said:
Why do pirates prefer to sail?
Because they can't drive CARRRRRRRs!
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On July 9, 2006, the scurvy Simon said:
What do pirates do after the sun goes down?
They PAARRRRrrrrty!
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On July 8, 2006, the scurvy John Alexander said:
What's a pirate's favorite gun?
Arrrtillary!
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On July 4, 2006, seven sea sailin' jennifer brown breath said:
What does a pirate say when he has a heart attack?
Arrr! Me heartie!
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On July 3, 2006, seven sea sailin' Hans said:
Why did the pirate travel to Russia?
To visit the Tzarrrrrrr!
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