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On April 22, 2012, one-legged Scottish Bob Below Decks said:
A pirate walks into the bar and orders a jug o' grog. Bartender says, "Hey Cap'n, why are ye wearing an eye patch?"
Cap'n says: "Cuz I haven't got enough booty to afford an I-Pad!"
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From: Original |
On September 22, 2011, barnacle bitten Mark T Verbon said:
Why don't Pirates use the metric system?
Because they like to say YARRRRRRRRRD!
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From: I made it up |
On September 19, 2011, barnacle bitten Frank said:
Pirates get a bad rep. They're not all bad.
Granted, they're not saints, but many have been cannonized!!
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From: Self |
On September 19, 2011, captain Jason Rrrrr Everitt said:
Who cleans the Pirate Captain's bedroom?
A Mer-Maid!
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From: Yep, it's me |
On September 19, 2011, one-eyed Jason Rrrrr Everitt said:
How do Pirates cook their salmon?
On a cedar plank!
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From: Me again |
