- These be jokes 111 - 120 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On August 19, 2011, the scurvy SHAWN MCBEATH said:
How do pirates communicate with their loved ones while out at sea?
With their SMARRRRRT phone!!
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From: MCBEATH OF SCOTLAND |
On September 19, 2008, the scurvy Pam Halter aka Cap'n Ethel Kidd said:
What do ye say to a pirate with one leg?
Hop aboard, matey!
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From: me very own brain |
On August 19, 2008, barnacle bitten pirate Pete said:
Why was the pirate's butt so big?
He kept stealing everyone's booty!
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From: i made this up |
On September 19, 2011, one-legged Jason Rrrrr Everitt said:
Who cleans the Pirate Captain's bedroom?
A Mer-Maid!
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From: Yep, it's me |
On January 5, 2007, scurvy dog Brad said:
Pirate 1: Arr, did you know I'm part Native American?
Pirate 2: Oh really, What tribe?
Pirate 2: Oh really, What tribe?
Pirate 1: Eye-patchy!
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From: Me wench made it up |
On September 19, 2013, seven sea sailin' De Scurvy Steven said:
Why did the pirate become a pirate and not an engineer?
Because he wasn't smaRRRRt!!!
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From: me noggin |
On December 23, 2008, captain robby said:
What did the 86 year old Pirate get for his birthday?
Arrrrrthitis!
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From: cerebral carrrrrtex |
On November 18, 2009, scurvy dog James Craven said:
What's a pirate's favorite golf shot?
The Hook! Right into the water.
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From: Made it all up... |
On October 11, 2007, the most piratical Owen said:
What has five eyes, ten ears, and five legs?
Five pirates!
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From: My daughter (9 yrs) |
On October 28, 2014, chumbucket lickin' Ben Stinson said:
What do you call a pirate's one true love?
His soulmatey!
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From: Myself |
