- These be jokes 131 - 140 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On September 20, 2007, the dreaded Matt Sprinkle said:
What do you call a pirate who can't conduct a good raid?
The pillage idiot. Har!
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From: I made it up yesterday at a pirate party, but maybe someone else has already done it. It is kind of obvious. In fact maybe it's more of a viking joke now that I think about it... |
On July 17, 2011, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
What be KE$HA's favorite pirate shanty?
We RRRRR Who We RRRR!!!
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From: Too much radio play |
On February 26, 2010, the grog-addicted Jasen J. Smith said:
Why was the pirate's son a disappointment to his father?
Because when he grew up he did not want to be a pirate... he wanted to be an ARRRRRtist!!!
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From: I made it up. My Friend Melanie love Pirate jokes and we make them up to amuse each other. |
On September 12, 2007, land-lubber Robyn Irving said:
Why didn't the pirate take a shower before walking the plank?
He knew he would wash up on the shore later anyway!
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From: my brain (adapted it from an old Natalie Wood joke) |
On June 14, 2007, chumbucket lickin' Ken R. said:
What did the pirate say at the golf course?
I may tee.
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From: Made it up. |
On November 24, 2013, the grog-addicted James Craven said:
What's a pirate's favorite prize on "The Price is Right"?
A NEW CARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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From: My mind |
On September 30, 2006, one-eyed Bruin said:
What are pirates a part of?
Avast Conspiracy!
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From: Me |
On September 16, 2010, land-lubber Mary Coogan said:
What is a pirate's favorite prayer?
The ARRRRrrr Father!!
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From: Talk Like a Pirate Day falls on Sunday this year. |
On April 7, 2010, the scurvy James Craven said:
What's a pirate's favorite movie?
"Booty and the Beast"!
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From: The guys at SportsNation 3/23/10 |
On February 15, 2011, barnacle bitten mad john flint said:
Why is the Jolly Roger grinning?
Because they crossed his funny bones! Arrgh!
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From: My own head |
