- These be jokes 241 - 250 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On November 8, 2007, regular scallywag SvendBramer said:
What did pirate say, when asked about why the sun is rising in the east??
Hell, I don't know! That's just the way things ARRRRR!!
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From: Viby J. Denmark |
On June 10, 2009, the dreaded Travis Bishop said:
What do pirates wear in the winter?
Long Johns!
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From: Martinsburg, WV |
On February 3, 2010, chumbucket lickin' King Lobster said:
Where does a pirate keep his appointments?
In a CALENDAAAARGH!
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From: My twisted mind |
On December 14, 2005, one-eyed Steven Daling said:
Where is a pirate's favorite place to shop?
Taaarrrrrget!
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From: Stevem Daling |
On October 5, 2009, barnacle bitten Tim M said:
Why did the baseball coach put the pirate in Center Field?
'Cause he had a cannon!! Arrrgh!
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From: Baseball |
On October 22, 2006, land-lubber Anonymous Pirate said:
Why did the pirate have a heart attack?
He had a clogged ARRRRrrrr-tery!!
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On March 20, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
How did the pirate know he found land?
He was shore of it!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On September 19, 2007, salty ol' Sloanie said:
Did you hear about the pirate on the South Beach diet?
He was cutting back on his CARRRRbs!
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From: Me own head |
On March 19, 2005, chumbucket lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?
Arrrr!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On May 5, 2007, the most piratical Greg Hazel said:
What is the distance from the center of a circle of pirates to the outside?
ARRRR!
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From: Me |
