- These be jokes 251 - 260 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On September 18, 2008, the grog-addicted ppp said:
Why did the sea bed blush?
Because the sea weed!
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On September 26, 2008, the scurvy Tessy said:
Why did the pirate break his teeth?
His food was too hAAAAARRRD!
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From: My ingenios pirotic mind |
On January 25, 2012, the dreaded The Commadore of the Sheridan Lake Yacht Club said:
Where does a one legged pirate go for breakfast?
Answer: IHOP
Where does a one legged pirate go to find a date??
Answer: IHOP
Where does a one legged pirate go to get a new peg leg?
Answer: You would think IHOP...
Answer: IHOP
Where does a one legged pirate go to find a date??
Answer: IHOP
Where does a one legged pirate go to get a new peg leg?
Answer: You would think IHOP...
but, no, he goes to the ship's carpenter. ARRRRRR!!!
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From: Orig IHop joke on Two and A Half Men, altered in my brain to fit the Pirate life. |
On June 11, 2007, barnacle bitten piping plover said:
Why do pirates go to the opera?
For the arrrrias and high c's!
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From: Captain Mongo |
On August 1, 2005, chumbucket lickin' Anonymous Pirate said:
Which Star Wars character is really a pirate?
Aarrrrgghh-2-d-2
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From: i made it up |
On September 26, 2007, scurvy knave Coral Cockles said:
Why is there a 'D' in 'bandana'?
If there wasn't, us pirates would be wearing bananas!
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From: Whitby International Pirate Society (Wh.I.P.S) |
On September 20, 2009, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
Arr, they say that pirates are real tough. So tough, that they don't ever cry! But...
That's not true. They do cry, but when they do, it's a private tear!
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From: Mud Bay Jugglers at 2009 Portland Pirate Festival |
On November 3, 2011, one-eyed Danny said:
What is a pirates favorite flavor of cheese?
CheddARRRRRR!!
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From: New HampshARRRR |
On March 26, 2007, regular scallywag Bruce Farrar said:
What do you get when you cross a pirate with a librarian?
Cap'n Book!
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From: I had too much coffee this morning |
On March 19, 2014, barnacle bitten Jeff said:
What song does a pirate mother sing to her pirate child?
To Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrket to Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrket to buy a fat pig!!!
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From: Off the top of me head matey!!!!!!! |
