- These be jokes 311 - 320 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On July 24, 2006, one-legged bob fats said:
Why couldn't the pirate go to the bathroom?
Because the poopdeck was full!
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From: my friend |
On September 17, 2007, regular scallywag Charles said:
What's a pirate philosopher's dictum?
Cogito, ARRGO sum.
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From: made it up |
On June 16, 2006, captain John Christensen said:
What is a Pirate's favorite movie series?
STARRRRRR WARRRRRRS!
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From: Tofino |
On November 22, 2009, the dreaded Dawson said:
What did the pirate say when someone tried to steal his turkey?
No matey, that's ARRRR turkey!!!
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From: Me noggin |
On September 20, 2006, the most piratical Captain Greedle said:
What be a pirate's favorite way of listening to music?
He buys them on ayeTunes with his ayeMac and puts them on his ayePod!
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From: From me head! |
On April 10, 2011, chumbucket lickin' Wayne said:
What is a Pirate's favorite former nation?
The U-S-S-AAAAAAAAAAAAR!
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From: Me |
On October 7, 2007, chumbucket lickin' Alex H said:
What does a pirate always fail during a driving test?
pAAAAAAARRallel pAAAAAAAAAARRRking!
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From: me head |
On March 24, 2005, seven sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What does it mean when a pirate coughs?
He's got sarrrrrrrrrrrrs.
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On April 5, 2006, the grog-addicted Tracy said:
What's a pirate's favorite coffee spot?
Starrrrrrrbucks
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From: My own demented mind after reading the other Arrrr jokes |
On December 19, 2006, the scurvy Flip Zigger said:
What is a pirate's favorite army?
The SpARRRRRRRRRRRRtans!
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From: Flip Zigger |
