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On July 24, 2006, land-lubber bob fats said:
Why couldn't the pirate go to the bathroom?
Because the poopdeck was full!
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On September 17, 2007, land-lubber Charles said:
What's a pirate philosopher's dictum?
Cogito, ARRGO sum.
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On June 16, 2006, the sea-bitten John Christensen said:
What is a Pirate's favorite movie series?
STARRRRRR WARRRRRRS!
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From: Tofino
On November 22, 2009, scurvy knave Dawson said:
What did the pirate say when someone tried to steal his turkey?
No matey, that's ARRRR turkey!!!
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From: Me noggin
On September 20, 2006, land-lubber Captain Greedle said:
What be a pirate's favorite way of listening to music?
He buys them on ayeTunes with his ayeMac and puts them on his ayePod!
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On April 10, 2011, barnacle bitten Wayne said:
What is a Pirate's favorite former nation?
The U-S-S-AAAAAAAAAAAAR!
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On October 7, 2007, chumbucket lickin' Alex H said:
What does a pirate always fail during a driving test?
pAAAAAAARRallel pAAAAAAAAAARRRking!
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On March 24, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
What does it mean when a pirate coughs?
He's got sarrrrrrrrrrrrs.
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On April 5, 2006, one-eyed Tracy said:
What's a pirate's favorite coffee spot?
Starrrrrrrbucks
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On December 19, 2006, the scurvy Flip Zigger said:
What is a pirate's favorite army?
The SpARRRRRRRRRRRRtans!
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