- These be jokes 321 - 330 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On September 22, 2006, captain Anonymous Pirate said:
Where do pirates keep their jam?
In a JARRRRRRrrrrggh!!!!!!!
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From: made it up |
On March 19, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
How do you keep a pirate from robbing your house?
Fill you lawn with beavers!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On September 24, 2007, seven sea sailin' Alika Campbell said:
Why was the pirate drafted first into the NBA?
He had an awesome hook shot!
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From: Made it up |
On September 19, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite gas?
Arrrrrrrgon!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On May 16, 2012, one-legged Robin Yardley said:
If you see a person Not wearing a 3 cornered hat, not wearing an eye patch, without a wooden leg and with no parrot on his shoulder. What is he likely to be ?
A pirate in disguise!
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From: Its a "Dad joke"...It came to me whilst talking to my daughter about Intrenational Talk Like a Pirate day |
On September 9, 2008, the most piratical DAVEY said:
Did you hear about the pirate with a stomach problem?
He was suffering from diARRRRRrrrrrrhhearhh!!
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From: DAVEY |
On February 11, 2009, land-lubber Alsamer John Gross said:
What's a pirate's favorite part of a song?
The hook!
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From: Valient Thorr DVD In Heat |
On December 18, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
How do pirates measure the size of their ship?
In yaaarrrrds!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On November 17, 2011, captain Captain Frankie B Willickers said:
Who be a pirate's favorite civil rights activist?
Rosa PARRRRRRRks!!
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On July 12, 2006, the most piratical Jolly Rodger Josie said:
What does a pirate knit with?
YARRRn!
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From: My head |
