- These be jokes 321 - 330 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On December 19, 2006, one-eyed Flip Zigger said:
What is a pirate's favorite army?
The SpARRRRRRRRRRRRtans!
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From: Flip Zigger |
On September 22, 2006, the grog-addicted Anonymous Pirate said:
Where do pirates keep their jam?
In a JARRRRRRrrrrggh!!!!!!!
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From: made it up |
On March 19, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
How do you keep a pirate from robbing your house?
Fill you lawn with beavers!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On September 24, 2007, scurvy dog Alika Campbell said:
Why was the pirate drafted first into the NBA?
He had an awesome hook shot!
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From: Made it up |
On September 19, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite gas?
Arrrrrrrgon!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On September 9, 2008, scurvy knave DAVEY said:
Did you hear about the pirate with a stomach problem?
He was suffering from diARRRRRrrrrrrhhearhh!!
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From: DAVEY |
On February 11, 2009, the dreaded Alsamer John Gross said:
What's a pirate's favorite part of a song?
The hook!
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From: Valient Thorr DVD In Heat |
On December 18, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
How do pirates measure the size of their ship?
In yaaarrrrds!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On November 17, 2011, the most piratical Captain Frankie B Willickers said:
Who be a pirate's favorite civil rights activist?
Rosa PARRRRRRRks!!
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On June 18, 2011, seven sea sailin' blackbeard the pirate, scourge of the seven seassss ARRR!!! said:
Why did the pirate cross the road?
Because it killed the chicken...
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From: a filthy landlubber, ar! |
