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On June 15, 2007, captain Comanda Panda said:
How do you judge a pirate's intelligence?
With an Aye-Q test!
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From: I made it up at work. |
On June 18, 2011, barnacle bitten blackbeard the pirate, scourge of the seven seassss ARRR!!! said:
Why did the pirate cross the road?
Because it killed the chicken...
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From: a filthy landlubber, ar! |
On September 18, 2009, captain Harrr harrr harrr said:
What do you call a used cigarette wearing a patch?
A butt pirate!!!
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From: Me. |
On March 6, 2015, one-legged Clay said:
What did the pirates say when they saw their treasure room was on fire?
Arrrr, we gotta get our booty outta here!
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From: Myself |
On May 13, 2006, the sea-bitten Anonymous Pirate said:
Did you hear about the stupid pirate?
Yeah, what a ret-AAAARRRRR-d!
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On February 28, 2006, seven sea sailin' Brennan Dewey said:
What was the Scottish pirate's favorite folk song?
Whiskey in the Jarrr!!!
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From: my brain |
On July 11, 2006, the most piratical Charles Hanion said:
What's the favorite part of a birthday party for a pirate?
Da-balloons!!
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From: Tennessee |
On July 16, 2006, the most piratical Michael Capitano said:
Where did the Pirate learn to draw his sword?
At the ARRRRT Institute!
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From: Orcas Island |
On October 5, 2009, one-legged Tim M said:
Why did the pirate swing at the 3-0 pitch?
He didn't want to walk... the plank.
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From: Baseball |
