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On February 26, 2008, one-eyed smarty pants said:
What disease is a pirate most afraid of?
ARRRrrrrthritis!
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From: my brain |
On May 11, 2006, salty ol' John Brian Losh said:
What did the pirate do when he drank too much?
He barrrrrrrrrrrfed!
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On September 19, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
How do you know Noah was a pirate?
He built an ARRRRrrgggghhk!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On November 10, 2006, barnacle bitten A Saavy Sea Lass said:
What side of a pirate boat does a pirate not want to be on?
The outside!
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From: The files of a Crustacean Rescuer. |
On March 19, 2014, chumbucket lickin' Anonymous Pirate said:
What be a pirate's favorite Looney Tunes character?
Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrvin the Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtian!!!
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From: Off the top of me head scurvy!!! Yarrrrrrrrr! |
On July 26, 2006, one-eyed Geneva said:
Why do old pirates need hooks?
Because they get ARRRRRRR-thritis!
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From: made it up |
On February 1, 2014, the sea-bitten Anonymous Pirate said:
What's a pirates favourite song?
Gang-plank style!
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On September 17, 2007, the dreaded Charles said:
Where does a pirate go to look for long-forgotten books?
The ARRchives!
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From: made it up |
On June 23, 2007, salty ol' Billy Sastard said:
Did you hear about the good economy Cap'n Hawk gets out of his warship?
He gets 35 miles to the galleon! Aaarrrgghhhhhh!
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From: Me. |
On May 1, 2006, the scurvy Rob S. said:
What's a pirate's favorite vegetable?
Arrrrrrtichokes!
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