- These be jokes 351 - 360 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On October 31, 2007, one-legged Svend Bramer said:
How did the pirate measure his ship?
He used a YAARRRdstick!
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From: Viby J, Denmark |
On November 3, 2006, scurvy knave cy said:
What's the smelliest part of a pirate ship?
The poop deck!
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On September 7, 2006, seven sea sailin' Potty the Pirate said:
What do girl pirates get for Christmas?
Baaaaarbie!
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From: Out of my mind |
On November 30, 2009, captain jake said:
What do pirates do on weekends?
Yarrrrdwork!
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On June 29, 2006, chumbucket lickin' John Michoian said:
What does a pirate smoke?
A cigaaaarrrrrr!
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From: Watervliet, NY |
On September 12, 2009, barnacle bitten Cap said:
What's a pirate's girlfriends name ?
Carrrrrrrrrmen!
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From: South Shore Marina |
On February 4, 2009, the sea-bitten Antoine said:
Where do pirates go to have fun?
To the CARRRRRRRNIVAL!!!
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From: Me |
On December 11, 2007, the scurvy one eyed joe said:
What technological advance helped the Pirates win the Battle of Britain in 1940?
The radarrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
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From: ye old peg leg |
On November 27, 2014, chumbucket lickin' Dan said:
Where does a pirate go to get a hole in his sail fixed?
The whole-sail store!
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From: Mineral Ridge, Oh |
On April 11, 2005, land-lubber Jason said:
What does a hungry pirate (a pirate named Miko) say?
Arrrrrrrr ya gonna eat that?
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From: my far reaching knowledge of LRE personnel |
