- These be jokes 351 - 360 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On November 3, 2006, scurvy dog cy said:
What's the smelliest part of a pirate ship?
The poop deck!
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On September 7, 2006, land-lubber Potty the Pirate said:
What do girl pirates get for Christmas?
Baaaaarbie!
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From: Out of my mind |
On November 30, 2009, scurvy dog jake said:
What do pirates do on weekends?
Yarrrrdwork!
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On June 29, 2006, one-legged John Michoian said:
What does a pirate smoke?
A cigaaaarrrrrr!
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From: Watervliet, NY |
On September 12, 2009, chumbucket lickin' Cap said:
What's a pirate's girlfriends name ?
Carrrrrrrrrmen!
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From: South Shore Marina |
On February 4, 2009, one-legged Antoine said:
Where do pirates go to have fun?
To the CARRRRRRRNIVAL!!!
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From: Me |
On December 11, 2007, barnacle bitten one eyed joe said:
What technological advance helped the Pirates win the Battle of Britain in 1940?
The radarrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
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From: ye old peg leg |
On November 27, 2014, salty ol' Dan said:
Where does a pirate go to get a hole in his sail fixed?
The whole-sail store!
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From: Mineral Ridge, Oh |
On April 11, 2005, regular scallywag Jason said:
What does a hungry pirate (a pirate named Miko) say?
Arrrrrrrr ya gonna eat that?
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From: my far reaching knowledge of LRE personnel |
On December 18, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
What happens when you cross a pirate with an octopus?
You get a guy with nine arms and a cannon.
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From: Web site ahoy! |
