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On December 18, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
What happens when you cross a pirate with an octopus?
You get a guy with nine arms and a cannon.
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On April 4, 2007, chumbucket lickin' r. evelyth said:
What is a pirate's favourite crime?
AAAARRson!
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From: your mom, and your sister |
On December 18, 2005, seven sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates rest in?
Aarrrrmchairs!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On November 6, 2006, captain Black Beardy the Pirate said:
Who's Aladdin's least favorite pirate?
JaFARRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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From: Cody |
On September 19, 2012, the dreaded MK said:
The Pirate is, of course, a big Tolkien fan. And, as you know he's very fond of gems and booty. There is one gem he covets above all others but which he will never be able to own. Which gem is it?
The Arrrkenstone!
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From: me |
On March 26, 2005, barnacle bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the old Pirate get?
Arrrrrrrrthritis!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On May 31, 2006, captain Captain Wood said:
Why did the pirate move to Hollywood?
To become a movie stARRRRR!
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From: Self |
On September 19, 2008, the scurvy Drew Badwin said:
What disease do old pirates suffer from?
Parrrrkinsons disease!
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From: made it up |
On October 2, 2012, the grog-addicted Anonymous Pirate said:
What did the pirate say when he lost his socks?
Where ARRR my socks?
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From: Patrick Henry High School |
On November 15, 2006, salty ol' Bruin said:
Who is a pirate's favorite Reggae ARRRRRtist?
Bob MARRRRRRRRley!
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From: Me |
