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On May 12, 2006, one-eyed Sally said:
What are the two letters on a pirate's keyboard?
AYE and ARRRR.
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On June 25, 2007, barnacle bitten Doug said:
Why was the pirate's butt so big?
Becasue he kept stealing everyone's booty!
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
Where can you find very few pirates?
The Arrrrrctic!
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On September 22, 2008, one-eyed liam said:
What does a pirate say when he falls of a building?
Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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On December 12, 2005, salty ol' Big Papa Pimpin said:
Why can't pirates play golf?
They can't make PARRrrrrrgh!!!
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On July 29, 2008, land-lubber Mitch Pinkerton said:
What did the pirate captain call his collection of ship's logs from plundered vessels?
His ARRRRCHIVES!
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On November 5, 2007, scurvy knave Salty Cayman Dog said:
How do pirates make their money?
By hook or by crook!
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On August 18, 2007, the dreaded Claire said:
What do pirates like to do in their spare time?
Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrt!!!
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite comic strip?
GARRRrrrfield!
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On April 30, 2006, regular scallywag Muel said:
What did the 100 year old pirate say when he saw a ghost?
Arrrrr, me HEARTY!
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