- These be jokes 371 - 380 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On May 12, 2006, land-lubber Sally said:
What are the two letters on a pirate's keyboard?
AYE and ARRRR.
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From: a friend |
On August 18, 2007, captain Claire said:
What do pirates like to do in their spare time?
Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrt!!!
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From: Liverpool, England |
On June 25, 2007, barnacle bitten Doug said:
Why was the pirate's butt so big?
Becasue he kept stealing everyone's booty!
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From: made it up |
On December 18, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
Where can you find very few pirates?
The Arrrrrctic!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On September 22, 2008, salty ol' liam said:
What does a pirate say when he falls of a building?
Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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From: things come from thing that come from people |
On December 12, 2005, captain Big Papa Pimpin said:
Why can't pirates play golf?
They can't make PARRrrrrrgh!!!
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From: original |
On July 29, 2008, the grog-addicted Mitch Pinkerton said:
What did the pirate captain call his collection of ship's logs from plundered vessels?
His ARRRRCHIVES!
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From: Me own rapscallion parrot |
On November 5, 2007, seven sea sailin' Salty Cayman Dog said:
How do pirates make their money?
By hook or by crook!
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On December 18, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite comic strip?
GARRRrrrfield!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On April 30, 2006, scurvy knave Muel said:
What did the 100 year old pirate say when he saw a ghost?
Arrrrr, me HEARTY!
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From: Me! |
