- These be jokes 381 - 390 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On December 18, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite comic strip?
GARRRrrrfield!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On April 30, 2006, salty ol' Muel said:
What did the 100 year old pirate say when he saw a ghost?
Arrrrr, me HEARTY!
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From: Me! |
On September 8, 2006, scurvy dog Karl said:
Where do Soviet pirates come from?
The U.S.S.AAAAARRRRRRrrrgh!!
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From: Made it up! |
On December 18, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite Nirvana song?
Come as you ARRRRrrrggghhh!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On March 26, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the Pirate who injured his knee get?
Arrrrrrrrthroscopic surgery!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On March 16, 2010, chumbucket lickin' Daaaaarrrra (Dara) said:
What's a Pirate's Favorite Bar Drink?
A Maaaarrrrtini!
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From: just made it up |
On June 2, 2011, the most piratical timthedrummer said:
What does a pirate wear in the winter time?
A PARRRRRKA!!
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From: Myself |
On October 18, 2007, one-eyed Captain Murrrrrrphy said:
What is a pirate's favorite dessert?
Peach cobblARRRRR!!
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From: a harrrrrd night out with me crew!!! |
On May 8, 2006, the scurvy Pirate Steve said:
What's a pirate's favourite instrument?
The guitarrrrrrr!
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From: Pirate Steve |
On August 15, 2007, the grog-addicted rob said:
What we do with a drunken sailor?
What we do with a drunken sailor?
What we do with a drunken sailor?
Early in the morning?
What we do with a drunken sailor?
What we do with a drunken sailor?
Early in the morning?
We give 'im Alka SeltzARRRR!
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From: me own brain |
