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On September 8, 2006, the sea-bitten Karl said:
Where do Soviet pirates come from?
The U.S.S.AAAAARRRRRRrrrgh!!
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On December 18, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite Nirvana song?
Come as you ARRRRrrrggghhh!
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On March 26, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the Pirate who injured his knee get?
Arrrrrrrrthroscopic surgery!
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On December 18, 2005, chumbucket lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the pirate hit in golf?
Parrrrr!
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On March 16, 2010, scurvy knave Daaaaarrrra (Dara) said:
What's a Pirate's Favorite Bar Drink?
A Maaaarrrrtini!
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On June 2, 2011, the dreaded timthedrummer said:
What does a pirate wear in the winter time?
A PARRRRRKA!!
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From: Myself
On October 18, 2007, the dreaded Captain Murrrrrrphy said:
What is a pirate's favorite dessert?
Peach cobblARRRRR!!
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From: a harrrrrd night out with me crew!!!
On May 8, 2006, salty ol' Pirate Steve said:
What's a pirate's favourite instrument?
The guitarrrrrrr!
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From: Pirate Steve
On August 15, 2007, captain rob said:
What we do with a drunken sailor?
What we do with a drunken sailor?
What we do with a drunken sailor?
Early in the morning?
We give 'im Alka SeltzARRRR!
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From: me own brain
On December 18, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
What do you call a group of pirate ships?
An Arrrrrmada!
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